My first

I think my body is trying to tell me something. I agree that I haven't treated my body the best in the past few months. I could speculate as to why I found it. It was towering over the rest of my hairs, sticking straight up, as if to scream "SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE???". It is, in fact, my very first white hair. I plucked it out, of course.

Am I upset? No way, Jose. At 25, if I've received my first white hair, I see it as a sign that I am just that much closer to rockstar status. I think you'll need VIP clearnace just to hang out with me. Better start sucking up; I've got a limited number of backstage passes.