I think my body is trying to tell me something. I agree that I haven't treated my body the best in the past few months. I could speculate as to why I found it. It was towering over the rest of my hairs, sticking straight up, as if to scream "SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE???". It is, in fact, my very first white hair. I plucked it out, of course.
Am I upset? No way, Jose. At 25, if I've received my first white hair, I see it as a sign that I am just that much closer to rockstar status. I think you'll need VIP clearnace just to hang out with me. Better start sucking up; I've got a limited number of backstage passes.
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Monday, January 8, 2007
It's good to be at the place that I don't not live
Every now and again, I'll be at a table full of 15 of my friends, laughing over the previous night's events while drinking a bloody mary or mimosa, and all I can think is it's a wonderful life. I feel blessed that I have friends who I can count on, who I trust, and who I never fail to have a rock-star time with.
For the New Year, we decided to go to South Lake Tahoe. In the spirit of adding a little beauty to my blog (for you, Chris) I cannot explain to you how gorgeous this lake truly is. The freshly fallen snow illuminated the trees and parts of the mountains truly looked like a winter wonderland dusted by mother nature to remind me how natural beauty can be.
I would like to add, that Tahoe was by far the best New Year experience EVER! I feel wiser. I chose not to gamble with money at the casino, but rather to gamble with my braincells. I do believe my bet was safe, as I think I came out on top. To prove it, here is what I learned this weekend:
~I like banana waffles.
~I am a pickier eater than I thought.
~Doing Jager shots before 5 PM is not a good idea.
~Do not mix antibiotics with Jager and refuse to eat dinner in the same two hour period.
~Hot tubs are warm even when it's 20 degrees out.
~Snowboarding is now my new favorite pasttime.
~Watching a UFC fight on a 20 inch TV in a crowded smoky casino is very much like watching football.
~Hard Rock Cafe makes really good bloody mary's.
~Football is best when viewed on very large TVs in a stadium style bar.
~Dallas and TO can bite me--any team who loses to the Detroit Lions have no trash talking rights.
~Subway meatball subs are a great hangover cure.
~Spending a Saturday night in watching the Exorcist I & II isn't a bad idea.
~Jumping on the bed is old fashioned fun for any age.
~Rolling into a club that requires $80 tickets for free with a camera crew behind you definitely puts you in the rockstar category. Please keep your eye on G4 TV.
~Drinking twice in the same weekend on a stomach deprived of food for a 24-hour period leads to a houdini.
~A four way kiss is impossible and kind of gross.
~Jess can dance while laying down. (there is proof!)
~Eve turns to "Eve-il" when smoking.
~Drunk Nicole and Drunk Deanna like to give lap dances.
~Sometimes you can go to a restaurant and feel like a yankee stuck in the south. Fucking Carrow's.
~Girls rock at fantasy football and some people should just admit it. Girls on TOP!
~A singing panda goes "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
~"GRRRRR" always means "bear".
~Ringo Starr and George Harrison were NOT the most popular Beatles.
~There is no such thing as a pussy dam.
~No one actually knows what the "Shroud of Turin" is.
~There are several ways to describe "all wet."
It's overwhelming how much one can learn when gambling with your braincells. I must say, it's good to be back at the place I don't not live.
For the New Year, we decided to go to South Lake Tahoe. In the spirit of adding a little beauty to my blog (for you, Chris) I cannot explain to you how gorgeous this lake truly is. The freshly fallen snow illuminated the trees and parts of the mountains truly looked like a winter wonderland dusted by mother nature to remind me how natural beauty can be.
I would like to add, that Tahoe was by far the best New Year experience EVER! I feel wiser. I chose not to gamble with money at the casino, but rather to gamble with my braincells. I do believe my bet was safe, as I think I came out on top. To prove it, here is what I learned this weekend:
~I like banana waffles.
~I am a pickier eater than I thought.
~Doing Jager shots before 5 PM is not a good idea.
~Do not mix antibiotics with Jager and refuse to eat dinner in the same two hour period.
~Hot tubs are warm even when it's 20 degrees out.
~Snowboarding is now my new favorite pasttime.
~Watching a UFC fight on a 20 inch TV in a crowded smoky casino is very much like watching football.
~Hard Rock Cafe makes really good bloody mary's.
~Football is best when viewed on very large TVs in a stadium style bar.
~Dallas and TO can bite me--any team who loses to the Detroit Lions have no trash talking rights.
~Subway meatball subs are a great hangover cure.
~Spending a Saturday night in watching the Exorcist I & II isn't a bad idea.
~Jumping on the bed is old fashioned fun for any age.
~Rolling into a club that requires $80 tickets for free with a camera crew behind you definitely puts you in the rockstar category. Please keep your eye on G4 TV.
~Drinking twice in the same weekend on a stomach deprived of food for a 24-hour period leads to a houdini.
~A four way kiss is impossible and kind of gross.
~Jess can dance while laying down. (there is proof!)
~Eve turns to "Eve-il" when smoking.
~Drunk Nicole and Drunk Deanna like to give lap dances.
~Sometimes you can go to a restaurant and feel like a yankee stuck in the south. Fucking Carrow's.
~Girls rock at fantasy football and some people should just admit it. Girls on TOP!
~A singing panda goes "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
~"GRRRRR" always means "bear".
~Ringo Starr and George Harrison were NOT the most popular Beatles.
~There is no such thing as a pussy dam.
~No one actually knows what the "Shroud of Turin" is.
~There are several ways to describe "all wet."
It's overwhelming how much one can learn when gambling with your braincells. I must say, it's good to be back at the place I don't not live.
"They"
Who are "they"?
Have you ever heard someone refer to absolutely nothing or no one by using "they"? (ex-Why did they say it was going to rain?) I caught myself doing so during a discussion with my roommates and Bill regarding this year's daylight savings changes. In case you aren't aware, daylight savings time will be extended in order to conserve energy starting this year.
This answers my question of "Why are they doing that?", but poses another question. Who the F are "they"? The Time Committee? Who gets that job? What are those office parties like? "Yeh, man, this year was tough. I wasn't sure time was going to change."
"Time? I was worried about Fall. I mean, what with global warming and all I thought maybe it would get skipped! How would time fall back if that happened!"
Regardless, I'd like to know who "they" are. "They" in general. All those lost people out there who remain nameless and unrecognized. Throw out some kudos if you belong to the mysterious "they". Until then, I remain perplexed.
Have you ever heard someone refer to absolutely nothing or no one by using "they"? (ex-Why did they say it was going to rain?) I caught myself doing so during a discussion with my roommates and Bill regarding this year's daylight savings changes. In case you aren't aware, daylight savings time will be extended in order to conserve energy starting this year.
This answers my question of "Why are they doing that?", but poses another question. Who the F are "they"? The Time Committee? Who gets that job? What are those office parties like? "Yeh, man, this year was tough. I wasn't sure time was going to change."
"Time? I was worried about Fall. I mean, what with global warming and all I thought maybe it would get skipped! How would time fall back if that happened!"
Regardless, I'd like to know who "they" are. "They" in general. All those lost people out there who remain nameless and unrecognized. Throw out some kudos if you belong to the mysterious "they". Until then, I remain perplexed.
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